Paradise
Hotel Recap with Video and Pictures Episode 26
Week 14, Wednesday 09-17-03 Hotel
Paradizzle.
Two Evicted Guests Return to Paradise
FYI
- Paradise Hotel is scheduled to conclude with it's
2 hour season finale on Oct. 1, 2003
Only
2 more episodes to go after this one.
"Previously
on Paradise Hotel" video clip
320 x 240 Windows Media Video clip - run time: 1 min. 30 sec.
"Tonight
on Paradise Hotel" video clip
320 x 240 Windows Media Video clip - run time: 47 sec.
As
we tune in the guests are gathering for breakfast. Dave
ordered authentic Mexican breakfast. Tom gives
Dave shit.
Charla
asks if Amy is sick or something. Amy arrives for breakfast
and acts like an idiot stuffing the food
in her hole and talking with her mouth full. The looks
on her face are disgusting. She is acting like a baby
Charla wants to paint her
sweet cheeks friend Tara’s
body. Another lesbo activity for the oh so close friends.
Tara paints flames on Charla because she is hot. Cut.
Amy is telling Boo she needs a ticket out of paradise.
She says it is not worth it to be miserable. Beau tries
to talk her into staying.
Butler delivers a note saying that Madame Judith will
conduct a seance at midnight.
Keith and Tara are in bed
in the dark with flashlights. Keith is reading Tara’s palm. She is giggling as
he makes up some shit. He ends it by spitting in her
hand and saying “here's your pool”. Tara screams.
Very funny actually.
Well,
the gang is now on their way to the sceance as scary
music plays. Fernando actually talks and asks what
the guests want to know. Keith wants to know how their
future life will be affected by this game. First Miss
Tara. Big jumbo Judith tells Tara she is going to have
some problems and conflicts with matters of the heart.
SEE I told ya she was a lesbian! At the very least BI.
Flashbacks of Tara kissing all the fellas.
Miss Amy... is going to come out of this game with a
better understanding of her personal stuff. OK...
Mister Scott... a lot of surprises are going to come
to you and bring money.
Miss Holly... will become a woman in politics.
Keith... will have a lot of power in projects not finished...
he will finish...
Miss
Charla... you are in the highest level than other people
because you are
very special, don’t be afraid
you will be triumphant with your enemies.
Tom wants to know about his grandfather. He cries. They
say he can speak to him. Poor Tom has a tough moment.
Commercial break saves us.
Holly and Scott are still
fighting. Holly gives him grief. Scott says they don’t
see eye to eye on a lot of things. They discuss. Holly
rambles on. Scott
confirms they are not a couple.
Dave
invites Charla to lunch. Cheesy. He pours on a sappy
compliment. Yuck! Uncomfortable
moment. She says “thanks
Dave”.
Tom
throws a monkey party. OK. They’re doing shots
and hooting and hollering. Cheese. Amy is doing her baton
routine. How sad. That is disgusting. What a loser! Baton
twirling at the party. Geez! But just in time the silly
string comes out and saves us and the gang strings each
other. Charla gets ganged up on.
Of course Tara is helping her in the bathroom. The final
9 make a toast.
Dave and Beau are talking.
Dave semi apologizes for booting him previously. Beau
doesn’t buy it.
Charla calls Dave on the
phone at the bar and says she is lonely. Was that staged
or not? The gang gives Dave
shit about him having a crush on Charla. They continue
to hassle him. Dave excuses himself to go and hit on
Charla. But the gang is plotting to go crash Dave and
Charla’s party. Dave is unhappy they are going
too far. Tom puts a condom under the pillow. But Charla
slips out with Tara while Dave is getting the others
to leave. She wants to sleep in Charla’s room.
Dave goes to Tara’s room and confronts Charla
about sleeping in Tara’s room. He storms off. He
is pissed at Charla.
Charla goes back to Dave
and they have awkward moments. Charla slips into the
other bed and says goodnight. But
Dave is upset. He doesn’t want to let it go. Charla
says we don’t even sleep in the same bed. Dave
makes a fool of himself. And Charla acts like a bitch.
These guys have no chance of ever being a couple. I’d
feel bad for Dave but he is such an idiot to believe
they have a chance. Tara has more of a chance of getting
nekkid with Charla than Dave does. Too bad.
It’s the next morning
and the butler dudes deliver notes to the gents. One
of the gentlemen will be leaving
by sundown. Pack your bags.
Dave apologizes about last night. Charla asks what Dave
is talking about.
The guest speculate with each other about who is leaving.
It’s time. They all arrive and the dudes stand
up and the gals sit on chairs. It’s elimination
night.
One of the dudes will be
evicted tonight, but first it’s roommate selection
time.
Tom is first. He selects Charla. Shock.
Dave selects Charla. The sad music begins to play.
Beau selects Amy. Keith selects Tara. Scott selects
Holly.
OK, it’s up to Charla
to pick either Tom or Dave. One will check out tonight.
Charla picks Dave over Tom. No! Poor monkey boy is finally
ejected. He hugs each of the guys.
Host Amanda says “but there is one more thing
Tom – you will not be leaving alone. Two men will
be checking out”
Amanda asks Tom “who do you think that other man
should be?” Commercial break of course.
Tom answers “none of them”. Amanda presses
on and again asks “who do you think that other
man should be?”
He answers Dave. Amanda
asks Dave to join her up there and asks Dave how he
feels. Dave says it sucks and it’s
a game. Tom says I’m sorry. Host Amanda says “Tom
identified you as the guy he thought should be leaving
Paradise Hotel tonight, but I didn’t actually give
him that power... I asked him who he THOUGHT should be
leaving”.
Host Amanda hands Dave an envelope and asks that he
open it and read it aloud...
Dave reads “Dear guest – you will not be
leaving tonight but the man of your choice will”.
Hmmm.... a twist.
Host
Amanda asks Tom to leave and wishes him and Smokey
well... Dave is in
the hot seat. He must decide between
Scott, Keith and Beau... Dave says I hate this... I hope
we can all be friends out in the real world. Beau offers
to Dave that he remembers what Dave said last night too...
He says Dave said “trust me I won’t do it
again”. They play the flashback.
Dave says “no matter what I do people will be
pissed. I’m sorry Beau.”
Beau is bitter and says “you are not a man of
your word”. They argue. Beau says “it’s
ok I will go out with pride” and departs again...
It’s raining. Dave, Tara, Keith and Charla are
chatting. Tara says “I can’t believe you
are here” Dave says “it’s a miracle”.
Hmmm... I must admit I thought Dave was out but that
sure was one hell of a twist...
Dave tells them him plan is to reaffirm with Holly immediately
that his plan was o keep Holly and Scott together.
Amy is all teary eyed chatting
with Scott. Dave tells Holly he feels bad for Amy.
Scott comes up and says “I
really thought you’d get me out”. Dave says
it’s about keeping Charla’s back. Scott offers “but
you deliberated for a long time”. Not exactly thankful,
is he?
Amy
is scarfing down food and talking with her mouthful
saying she will be leaving soon so she will make her
last few days here known. She says she trusts Keith more
than she trusts Dave. She is breaking apart at the seams.
Charla explains that anyone around Amy has been ejected.
Charla thinks that Amy is going to win this game.
The episode is over.
Next episode is on a special
night – Tuesday with
a 2 hour episode with twice the twists.
FYI
- Paradise Hotel is scheduled to conclude
with it's
2 hour season finale on Oct. 1, 2003.
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