Paradise
Hotel Recap with Video and Pictures Episode 23
Week 13, Monday 09-08-03 Hotel
Paradizzle.
The evicted guests are still here - the torture continues...
FYI
- Paradise Hotel is scheduled to conclude with it's
2 hour season finale on Oct. 1, 2003
I’m
a bit jaded. This show has become more difficult to
enjoy.
(See “They Scammed Us” editorial
and post your comments in our FORUM).
Oddly enough, despite all the negative rants on the
forums it seems the ratings have been improving for Paradise
Hotel and it is one of the top search terms on Yahoo.
Go figure!
So
if this recap doesn’t seem as enthusiastic
as the previous ones I apologize. But none the less here
goes a rundown of what happened in Episode 23.
But
first PREVIOUSLY on Blotel Paradise... 
"Previously on Paradise Hotel" video clip
320 x 240 Windows Media Video clip - run time: 1 min. 51 sec.
"
Tonight on Paradise Hotel" video clip
320 x 240 Windows Media Video clip - run time: 41 sec.
Andon
makes excuses for Zack’s bad behavior. Bad
Zack flashbacks. Zack is not eligible to check back in.
Andom wants to get voted in and vote off the barbies.
Zack says he’ll get him the votes.
Zack just wants to spend time with Amy.
Toni
lets loose on Tara. She calls her a liar. What a despicable
loser that Toni is. We see those ugly bug
eyes pop open. Argh. Unbearable. Poor Tara takes it like
a champ though. Desiree joins them and sits by silently.
Toni walks off saying she can’t deal with this.
Zack
and Amy on the bed. Sappy talk about their future.
My guess
- 3 ugly chillen in 2 years and a divorce in
5 years after Amy figures out that her pimply face and
fat ass aren’t enough to keep Zack from beating
her and cheating on her. Poor misunderstood Zack
goes to prison and finally gets some "lawyer in
him"
when
a convicted
Nazi
loving
lawyer and crew cut buddies gang rapes him. But
just four short years in the clink makes Zack realize
that
Amy
is the
only
gal for
him and they reunite and try again after his release.
Unfortunately Zack has turned homo after months of being
forced to wear hula skirts and service his nazi buddies
in the
big house. He just can't get it up for Amy anymore. But
that's OK. Amy got herpes while he was in prison and
the story goes on... Boy... I hope Zack doesn't read
this and track me down with his 50 homo friends and beat
me up. Sorry - couldn't resist.
Everyone
is lobbying for votes. The ladies will pick a guy and
the dudes will pick a girl to come back on
and get back into the game (“you scammed us”).
The abuse continues. But Charla seems to be energized
and is coming to grips with the negativity.
Andon
approaches Charla and cons her into believing he likes
her. She
says she still likes him. Bad flashbacks
of them kissing. I can’t believe she bought that
bad act from Andom. They hug. Afterwards Andom says he
will tear them apart.
Next
Andon is lobbying with Tara.
Keith
and Dave bond. They don’t care anymore.
Scott and Holly argue. She is mad that nobody came in
to check on her. She is jealous of Melanie.
At a meal Amy lashes out and says she is not happy around
those people. She has a mission to get rid of them.
Melanie
confronts Holly and probes about her and Scott’s
relationship. She tries to let Holly know she wouldn’t
come in the way of them. OK, sure. I believe you. NOT!
The
losers try to get under Dave’s skin about
Charla back stabbing him. Zack says a poignant line “If
I was such a bad guy I wouldn’t have someone love
me, would I???” He is trying to convince
himself he is good. Not so Mr. Zack. Amy loving you isn’t
exactly redeeming of your character. You are an immature
blow hard. A sore loser and you have no respect for yourself
much less anybody else. (For those that have not yet
figgered it out - I don't care much for Mr. Zack).
Zack
makes a speech at dinner. Mumbled words that nobody
cares about. He didn't make it as juicy as he promised
earlier though.
They get an envelope. Men vote for a lady. Ladies vote
for a dude.
We
see them stuffing ballots in a box.
It’s
time. They all parade out onto the couch.
The
loser’s
visits will end right now.
The results are in.
Matt – zero
votes.
Alex – zero
votes.
Andon and Beau are left.
Amy voted for Beau. Desiree voted for Beau.
Tara voted for Andon. Whah???
Charla voted for Andon. Two for each.
The decision lies with Holly who votes for Beau. OK.
Whatever. Both of them would suck.
Beau
wins. He now has a second chance at the ultimate prize.
Why
he got a second chance I don’t know
but hey – they scammed us.
The
ladies votes are revealed.
Amanda
recieved no votes. Kristin did not get any votes. Toni got no votes.
It is down to Kavita and Melanie.
Who did the dudes vote for...
Scott voted for Melanie.... Tom voted for Melanie. Dave
voted for Kavita. Keith voted for Kavita.
It’s
a tie. So the ladies must make their choices now.
Amy votes for Melanie. Desiree votes for Melanie. Tara
votes for Kavita. Charla votes for Kavita.
It’s still a tie. It’s
up to Holly.
She votes for Melanie.
OK, whatever. They scammed us on this whole losers re-entering
the game thang.
But
hey – it’s
the beginning of the end.
So now we have Beau and Melanie re-entering the game
and they are certainly not on the side of the barbies.
The end is near for them.
The
losers say goodbye. Hopefuly FOREVER. But then again
we’ll
always be haunted by them via flashbacks.
I
am getting tired of this shit. The shows’ charm
is wearing off. I feel manipulated by the producers.
They played us. They scammed us.
But
hey – it’s
not about winning right? Whatever.
See “They
scammed us” and
the forum posts that follow to see what people are
saying. It seems I am not the only one that is bitter.
Does anyone like the twists and turns the show has
taken??? Be sure to add your own two cents and let
us know how
you feel.
Next
episode of Paradise Hotel is Weds., September 10, 2003
on FOX.
FYI
- Paradise Hotel is scheduled to conclude
with it's
2 hour season finale on Oct. 1, 2003.
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on Fox
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Have
you read the previous recap for last Wednesday's episode?
Lots of cool pictures & video of the gang (even
those pesky losers)!
Episode 22 recap Weds. 9-3-03
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