Paradise
Hotel Recap with Video and Pictures Episode 22
Week 12, Wednesday 09-03-03 Hotel
Paradizzle.
The evicted guests are back - the torture never stops...
FYI
- Paradise Hotel is scheduled to conclude with it's
2 hour season finale on Oct. 1, 2003
The
tension is building as the remaining evicted guests
come back to haunt the paradizzle survivors. The booted
sourpusses are bitter and they do their best to gang
up on the survivors and give them hell. It was a pretty
good episode and a few things were clarified as we
get closer to the end. We found out that 2 of the old
guests will be coming back. That blows! But hey, that’s
what the producers think we’ll like... Are they
right? Three more weeks remain.
A
side note. The ratings have been improving for Paradise
Hotel with this episode getting the best ratings to
date. Incidentally “Paradise Hotel” is
also the most searched for tv show phrase on Yahoo.
Hmmm... people are catching on....
"Previously on Paradise Hotel" video clip
320 x 240 Windows Media Video clip - run time: 2 min. 4 sec.
" Tonight
on Paradise Hotel" video clip
320 x 240 Windows Media Video clip - run time: 41 sec.
As
we tune in Survivor like music plays and we find Dave
talking
on the phone with Keith. Dave says the evicted
people have so much hostility and anger that he can’t
handle it. Keith agrees and says he is done and doesn’t
even care... Dave tells Keith that is the only way that
he may walk.
The
winning guests (survivors) of Hotel Paradizzle have
rally taken
the antics of the returning guests way too
seriously. Hopefully the producers will step in and tell
them “it’s only a game”, or something
like that.
Next we find the crew gathering. Holly is oh so obviously
worried that Melanie wants to sit by Scott. Apparently
their blissful relationship is being strained by the
appearance of evicted guest Melanie.
Andon
sarcastically asks “where is little Miss
Charla?” and makes funny faces. Charla and Dave
are in beds (separate ones) discussing how she is frightened.
She tells Dave that she will be making her decision to
stay or leave in an hour. Dave says he is sorry that
she is so sad. Charla says she can’t cope. “I’m
having issues with my brain”.
Zack
is at the dinner table and brags that he’s
put all of them in the psycho ward and he hasn’t
even started. Beau can’t understand why Charla
and Dave are not joining them for dinner. Amanda tries
to defend them but Beau shoots Amanda down.
Dave reveals to Charla that he is no longer mistaken
about Amy. Good call Dave as she is a meanie. One bitter
bitch.
Zack
is pouring the lovey dovey talk on Amy at dinner. Flashbacks
ensue.
Zack says he regrets the way he has
acted. Really? The folks at home must have told him how
bad he came off on the show. But I’m sure deep
down Zack is a good guy.... NOT! Amy eats up his shit
talk.
It appears that Dave and Charla are getting a second
coming. Charla is getting angry instead of confused like
she has been.
Holly is worried about Melanie and Scott. She is on
the other side of the table and keeps looking over in
disgust.
Scott
and Holly are in their room and asks what if there
was
a Women of Paradise issue of Playboy... Holly says
she’d do it. Scott smiles. Holly wants to know
if she is on the cover. She says she’d rather do
it if it were Holly from Paradise Hotel. Scott probes
as to why she eagerly wants to do it.
Andon
and Kristen are talking. They don’t want
to see Dave, or Keith, or Charla or Tara win this thing.
No! Big surprise! Sore losers. They’d rather have
Tom’s monkey win.
Scott,
Keith and Dave are sitting outside talking. Scott says
the
reunion was not a good one. Dave asks what he
has done to Andon for him to be treated like he was.
Scott is very agreeable. Funny how those 3 guys are bonding.
They’re competing in the game.
The
butler dudes deliver notes to all guests. Appearance
at the grand salon is requested and is mandatory.
Dave
checks on Charla who is still in bed. She rambles on
about
wizard of oz comparisons. Zack is the witch.
She’s not making much sense. But it seems like
Charla and Dave are connecting. he tries to boost her
confidence.
Host
Amanda appears and is addressing the guests... at least
most
of them... She tells them a very special
announcement is coming but a few people are missing...
Toni comes blasting in chanting like a transsexual Tarzan
(sorry Tarzan!). Bad Toni Flashbacks... “Yathzee...
game on”
Matt now joins the crew... Last but not least Alex joins
them.
Toni is as loud and obnoxious as ever. Zack presses
as to why Charla ain there. Dave is setting up seating
arrangements so Charla can come in and be protected.
Toni
gives Keith a batch of shit. Boy is she a sorry excuse
for
a human. It was so pleasant to have her out
of the picture. Keith politely says “Thanks Toni”.
Good guy!
And
out comes poor little fragile Charla to join all the
others. Host Amanda joins them before the evicted
losers have time to shoot spit balls at her. She tells
the evicted loser guests who are visiting that their
time is almost over and that they will all be going home
tomorrow EXCEPT two.... what...
Beau
asks what happened and host Amanda says “that
would be the twists and turns of paradise Mr. Beau”...
No new guests – but 2 old guests will be checking
in...
It’s the beginning of the end (it sure has beginning
for some time now – hasn’t it?) and we hear
of the ultimate prize again. COuld the prize be a restraining
order from Zack and Amy? Or maybe a week in Paradise
minus any of the sore losers? Hmmm.... we’ll just
have to wait I reckon to find out more about the prize.
Host Amanda advises the former guests of Paradise that
they watch what they say as it will be the current guests
who will decide who stays and who goes home.... silence.
Matt wants a hug from Charla. It looks like he is aware
that the camera be filming dem and he makes sure they
get his good side (or at least it seems that way). Flashbacks
of Matt and Charla... Magic fingers on the bed....
Tough
guy Andom tries to talk to Dave who had blasted earlier
but Dave wants no part of it. Andon asks to at
least let him explain himself but Dave says no way. Andon
pleas hat Dave took everything he said the wong way and
Dave says he obviously did. Dave tells Andon that with
every word he is saying he is making it worse and to
give him some space. Right on Dave! You da man! Good
for you! Andon continues on and says “if you’re
big enough you can sit down with me”. Like that
helped Ivy armed tattoo loser... Adios Andon.
On
the way back to the room Charla tells Amanda she is
not going
to leave yet. She wants to stay and t least
vote for her friends. Looks like that might mean Charla
would vote for Amanda. I’d say that makes sense
as Amanda has been pretty nice since she has been back.
And her affection has seemed pretty sincere.
The
guests are now sitting themselves down at tables. Toni
says “woo hoo all cool people at our table” which
translated means the ass holes are all together.
It
appears that Amy is giving Keith dirty looks. He asks
under
his breath “what is she looking at”...
Zack steps in and says “she’s figuring out
why you’re so ugly bro”. That Zack sure is
as sharp as a tack... Zack goes off into a tirade about
people back home are saying Keith looks like a racoon.
Keith fires back and then Zack says they wanna know when
Keith is coming out of the closet. Zack continues on
and it is only getting worse. In fact Zack is such an
idiot it is hard to watch. Amy laughs on as her man makes
a complete idiot of himself. Zack says Keith is a shoe
model.
Zack
continues and says “give me a break bro you’re
not that important”. Keith responds “you’re
nothing to me”. Zack demands that Keith never talk
to his girl like that again and that he shut up.
Keith
asks what he is talking about and says “you
keep your mouth shut”. Tara tells Keith that Zack
is just a sore loser because he kicked him off. Zack
bites back with “I’ll see you in Arizona
when your brother moves there with about 50 guys”.
Keith says “I’m real scared” Zack says “I’m
sure you are – you will be when we get there”.
Tara
isn't happy and tells Zack that they told them if anybody
threatened anybody that they’d be kicked
off and Zack says “Send me home I don’t give
a ****”. Keith walks away and silence ensues until
Zack says “whatever – he threatened her” pointing
to Amy.
Man
that Zack is sure one sad dude. I can almost feel his
pain. He is so unhappy and unsure of himself that
he has to project that he is the Incredible Jerk. What
an idiot. Does anybody out there like Zack?
Keith
wanders back to his room telling himself that Zack
is nothing
and will always be nothing. We see him
packing his belongings. He says “nobody deserves
to put up with **** like this”. I can feel for
Keith but I’m surprised he is packing. Did the
producers put him up to this?
Keith
tells the camera how he feels. That Zack can’t
realize that this is just a game and needs to settle
everything physically and that he needs to grow up. Wise
words Keith.
Zack tells Kavita and Tara that he is packing because
either Zack goes or he goes.
We are treated to a commercial break.
Back at the hotel the loser group is poolside. Toni
asks about who Tara has been with and insinuates that
she is a slut. She makes some bad juggling gestures ending
with the finger. Boy that Toni sure is annoying. Could
she be this bad in real life? I think so. Pity the fool
that gets caught in her web.
Kavita
and Charla chat. Kavita tries to encourage Charla.
Why
just throw that away. Kavita says in the real world
that other group looks stupid and is made fun of and
that Charla is not. That’s true, although it is
hard to not make fun of Charla every now and again, but
we at least like her. I do at least. Tara joins them
and they are now pointing out how Zack once confronted
Kavita. Bad Zack flashback. He said “don’t
correct me I’m a 24 year old”. Some issues
Mr. Zack???
Dave
is hanging with Alex and some of the girls.... Desiree,
Amanda,
Amy and Kristin. Alex confronts Dave
about his ears getting red. He is making fun of Dave
in front of the girls. Alex doesn’t care what he
says or does because he is smart enough to know that
he has zero chance of getting any votes to return to
paradise. Alex smugly apologizes but it is less than
sincere. What a weasel that Alex is.
Matt
comes into the bedroom to join Kavita, Tara and Charla.
He
brings up positive memories of his time with
Charla. He had watched Charla’s pink thong in slo-mo...
Slow mo???
Tony
joins Dave and the girls... She says she came back
to talk
to Dave and call him out. Dave handles it very
well. With a smile and good manners. She swears at him
and says Dave can go to hell. Hey Toni those protein
milkshakes are playing with your brain again. Dave says
Toni is proving herself to be the person that she is.
She tells him to keep his thoughts to himself and she
snaps his, I mean her fingers in his face and she says
look at me when I’m talking and Dave says “not
if you talk to me that way”. Dave says good talking
to you and smiles as she leaves frustrated she couldn’t
get under his skin. Loser!
Back
to Matt sucking up to the girls in the bedroom – rather,
mainly sucking up to Charla. It seems to be cheering
her up though and that’s cool. She’s laughing
again.
The
blotel butler dude brought a note... an invitation
to a special
pandora’s box.... where the winners
get to ask questions o the visitors. Silence. Tense music
plays.
Charla
is alone but still in the same spot in the bedroom.
Dave
comes in to give her an update. They bag on Toni.
Charla is now encouraging Dave. Ice cream is delivered
to Charla. She is eating it as Dave says they are now
the “Barbie group”.
Dave
creeps up on Holly alone in her room who is obviously
distraught...
She tells Dave she’s been alone
and nobody cares... Dave takes the bait and say “I
care”. Good move. Holly may now fall into your
lap. A flash reveals Scott is with Melanie. Dave tells
Holly that she matters.
Scott
tells the camera that <Melanie is a wonderful
person and hopefully she will get brought back on. Melanie
kisses Scott on the cheek.
Alex
is bad rapping Tara. He is obviously bitter. He tells
Amy that he voted for Tara in the king and queen
contest. Amy is not pleased. Alex tries to weasel out
of that revelation. But Amy now has one more thing in
life that pisses her off. She is one angry skank that
Amy.
Pandora’s
box....
Toni
gets questioned as to why she is better... she says
I am
better and that’s all I have to say.
Byoch.
Amanda gets asked why she should be trusted now after
all her lies. She says her only real lies were with Beau
about feelings.
Andon gets asked who of the current 9 he would vote
off and why... he says Keith... but in his explanation
he actually compliments Keith saying he is more powerful
than he realizes. OK. Smart considering that came from
Andom.
Kristen
gets asked if she finds the visitors behavior embarrassing...
she says no and that none of them have
done anything wrong... bad answer... nobody will want
you back....
Beau kisses up to Dave telling him he has taken a lot
of crap and stood his ground and Beau says he applauds
Dave. Dave says not every here is respectful.
Zack
tries to turn the tables and asks Tara to respond to
being trashy but Tara declines a response. You go
girl! Charla says nobody here is innocent. Strange but
Desiree goes off on Charla. Hmmm... why reveal how you
feel.
Host Amanda is back.... tomorrow the surviving guests
will pick 2 old guests to check back in... the ladies
will pick one man. The men will select one lady.
Host
Amanda brings up Keith and Zack’s “blow
up”.... Zack can’t come back because of his
threats of physical violence..
Keith
tells the camera he thinks that he kicked Zack off
again.
Ha ha Zack yo aint comin’ back bro.
Episode over. Who will be voted back on? Tune in to
the next episode to find out.
Photo
Gallery from Tonight's Episode
   
   
   
   
Next
episode of Paradise Hotel is Mon., September 8, 2003
on FOX.
FYI
- Paradise Hotel is scheduled to conclude
with it's
2 hour season finale on Oct. 1, 2003.
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